Celebrity baby.

- Robbie Williams goes clubbing to celebrate the end of rehab [Socialite’s Life]
- The poor man’s Ellen and Portia with thier babies [DListed]
- Young Mena Suvari in a hot photoshoot [Bastardly]
- Sexy side-slit dresses [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Ashlee Simpson tried to hit on Ryan Phillippe, was denied [IDLYITW]
- Sandra O supposedly saved a baby’s life in a supermarket. Since this is the third Grey’s Anatomy castmember hero story to come out of Mike Walker’s column in the National Enquirer, I’m not buying it [CelebSlam]
- Adriana Lima getting her body painted [Hollywood Tuna]
- Naomi Campbell turns janitor [Gabsmash]
- Stupid car insurance ad [The Grumpiest]
- Beyonce is a hypocrite [Mollygood]
- Matthew Fox is going to speak at Columbia University and some students say he’s too lame [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Christina Aguilera drunk leaving hyde [ICYDK]
- Rosie O’Donnell says she combatted depression with medication and by hanging upside down like a bat [The Blemish]
- Kanye West never ordered a British chef to the states to cook him a curry for a meeting. Someone pranked him, but it was pretty believable [Hollywood Rag]
- There’s going to be a remake of Weekend at Bernies made starring Anna Nicole Smith and/or James Brown. Please forgive me for making that second part up. [Pajiba]
- Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel put aside rivalry over Justin Timberlake for the great uniter: shopping [Celeb News Wire]
- Is Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat’s fiance Isla Fisher pregnant? [The Shallow End]
- Lancs Bass is going to write a memoir [Evil Beet]
- Josh Duhamel examines Fergie’s ass [yeeeah]
- Scarlet Johansson thinks she looks like a boy [Celebrific]
- Fergie in a bikini [The Skinny Website]
- Star Jones is going to get her own show on Court TV. Why would anyone hire this woman? [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Sting in Hello! magazine wearing a silly robe [Glitterati]
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette say their marriage is fine [CelebWarship[
- Battle of the rap producers: Scott Storch vs. Timbaland [Agent Bedhead]
- Celebrity moose knuckles [CityRag]
- Jessica Biel in a see through top [Egotastic]